December 2010
topherchris:
Please somebody bring me coffee or a bloody mary. I don’t care which.
Drunken man jumps on shark's head, kills it →
fuckyeahsharks:
[Reworded for clarity and emphasis added for fucking badassery]
Dragan Stevic of Serbia is a new Egyptian hero who accidentally killed a large shark that had previously terrorized numerous tourists (killing one and injuring four) at the Egyptian resort Sarm El Sheikh.
Milovan Ubirapa, a friend of Stevic’s who witnessed the incident, explained that Dragan had decided to go to...
“I would love to get another dog in the future. I think it would be a big step...”
– Eagles quarterback Michael Vick, to NBC News.
[gawker.]
(via thedailywhat)
i would love to stab michael vick in the face in the future … but we can’t always get what we want.
